Kill List

...Let's Give Our Sociopath a Hug Film

(lifted, verbatim, from Cowboys & Aliens, but still concise)

You may not be familiar with this kind of film because I made it up, but they are typically biographies of figures that commit mass murder, like Hitler, Stalin, and Ché (and apologies, of course, if this last historical reality spoils your T-shirt), and how they have issues, because their puppy died. The fact that they killed their puppy should in no way diminish our sympathy, or increase our confusion why we’re spending...read more

Avengers: Infinity War

Cowboys & Aliens