In the Theater

The point of all this is, like so many serious things, bragging rights. I have a ticket to Cabin Boy, It’s Pat, Chairman of the Board, almost the entire Hr. Uwe Boll œuvre (including Postal and let me tell you, that was a tough one) and so on. So when people would mention a movie, I would impolitely wait for them to finish and then say: ‘In the theater.’ It was incredibly obnoxious. So I started a blog to make it that much worse.