Doritos flavor X-13D
Doritos Flavor X13D is a real thing, and reflects my ability, nay, my inclination, to try every snack food available. This is why I’ve never actually been the Eiffel Tower, but I know the inside of the G20 (crappy French super marché) and their emmenthal cheese puffs very well. If I’m going to endure the films that I’m…inclined to, I’m going to be having snacks, and you’re going to be hearing about them here.