Well, it ain’t a movie reviews, no matter how desperately I cling to the hope this will someday be on RT. I’m going to give stuff away. We know that you want this. You watch trailers. You read movie reviews that talk about the surprise ending as if that doesn’t give away the surprise. You get to hate me for doing it. And you don’t have to see movies. I don’t do any of those things, including not not seeing movies. Which is why I don’t read this.

Sorry about the typos.

Editors note: Last House on the Left is our featured image, as, however terrible it was, it did contain the first instance of using the last shot of the film in the trailer. Did you see it? I thought so.