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Right, don’t forget to add ‘illseeanything.com’ to your no spam list or whathaveyou. It goes without saying that saying something goes without saying is redundant. Also, that I won’t sell or do anything annoying with your emails.

You will receive an extraordinarily primitive email that looks like this.

I’m not cheap; I’m retro.

Please look out for an email whose header will read, ‘New post, freeloading jerk!’. This mild verbal abuse is to deter any spam filter, and is no way a reflection of the opinions of management. Management, which technically doesn’t exist.

If you want to share or poke or whathaveyou, here’s how the social media works.