The Hostage/Whiner Split

In classic feminist discourse, women in film were either mothers or whores, which was fine by me since both of them have boobies. For whatever reason, this has devolved recently into the hostage/whiner split. Female characters are regulated to either pawns to motivate the male character, (who really just wants to kill all the baddies anyway) or to Moms/Girlfriends who really want him to stay home and not kill all the baddies (which he wants to do anyway). People don’t understand how tough this is on men. Stop repressing our desire to kill!

Also, stop boring us with non-existent female characters. Possibly bring back some boobies. For the feminists.