The Critical Mass
To be clear, this rule is separate from ‘Who critiques the critiquement’, which is more to do with my take on critics, and my existence seems to revolves around my imaginary competition and correction of them. The Critical Mass, on the other hand, refers to the objective assessment that film critics 1) love nihilism, 2) won’t praise films they enjoy, 3) will praise films they enjoy years later. After I told them to.