Lesbian Porn Is Awesome

You were hoping for a much better image, weren’t you?

The general thoughts about porn are that it is bad, and therefore our theories must adhere to this principle.. If you’re watching lesbian porn, it’s somehow about power or fear of seeing a penis. This isn’t so much wrong as it is terribly wrong, as it forgets that we get off to it, that we, yes, enjoy it. Porn is just a form of pleasure. It also misses the most amazing thing: straight men watch it. This means that we can not only imagine ourselves as women, but our bodies as women’s bodies.

And you never watched lesbian porn again. Or read this.

How this affects movies is the that the current trend of more and more women leads is not only a good thing, but not a thing at all. If we men can imagine what it’s like to have a G-spot orgasm, we’re not going to have too much trouble with girls blowing up aliens.

Ah, shaddup. You stopped reading three paragraphs ago.