I am become Trailer destroyer of films.

Most of the time, I don’t want you to see the film in question, and you don’t have the time anyway, what with all the films you’re watching. So, I tell you all the details and pretend that I don’t want to do that. But there are moments when a film is good, and I’m getting it before you where I actually want you to see.

Still, I probably give everything away anyway. It’s like having chocolate in the house: how can you not read it. Fortunately, like all good spoiler warnings, you will find this tag at the end.