The AMC Santa Monica 7

Impossible to park, unless you use the overpriced lot next to the Laemmle four. When I lived in Malibu, I took the bus in, and while riding, would write stuff like this. Most of the theaters at the AMC 7 are unusable, but one inevitably winds up, probably because one only sees movies opening day, in the basement at the giant screen.

Next to the lot was Ye Olde British Shoppe, which you’d be forgiven in thinking I renamed, but that was the name. It was a purveyor of the delicious UK Kitkat. Hershey’s made them illegal to import right after I moved to the actual UK, where I would just buy French chocolate.