The Second Three of Hearts Rule

For all those times when you wonder why critics like a film and then you see an attractive girl take her top off. Ah. I see. And you do.

Girl purty/dude-make-me-fell-all-tingly-but-me-not-admit-it (that’s a different rule, actually). I get it. Film is the number one place to see without being seen, not leastways because this massive one-way mirror has somehow made its way into social acceptability.


Thou must not praise an otherwise average film just because you feel tingly in the vain hopes that they will notice and date you. M├Ądchen Amick is mine. Hands off.

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