no one - not even the rain - can get away with using fucking title cards

The ultimate art house We’ll Fix It In Post. I will be (uncharacteristically) brief:┬áNever. Put. Title Cards. In Your Film. For Any Reason. If I don’t care that you’re Woody Allen, I really won’t care if you’re trying to rip off Woody Allen.

There are two films covered by no one - not even the rain - can get away with using fucking title cards