Surprise! I'm not smart enough to come up with anything but a surprise. Surprise!

Surprise! I'm not smart enough to come up with anything but a surprise. Surprise! is just something I thought of and then discarded, never to be referred to again. Even if I wanted to write something about it, I've long since forgotten what it means. Nevertheless, it seems I have mentioned it two times throughout. Maybe you can figure out what it's about by reading one of the following...