Santa's Football Wedding...the rule!

Well, it ain’t gonna be a movie, so I’ll make it a rule. The stuff we are supposed to love, like Christmas, Selflessness, Family, Sobriety, Work, Monogamy, Babies, Non-violence, etc., is exactly that: supposed to. Comedy is the easy exploitable: pick one and make a character go all the way in the opposite direction. Bring them back, sure. Just not too far back. That’s the rule part.