I'm The Guy Behind You Yelling At The Screen

People don’t like it when others speak out loud at movies, and I am no exception. Not unlike the driver who does not consider themselves part of traffic, however, my outbursts are notoriously witty and serve only to add to your experience of what is probably not that good of a film anyway. I’m not totally sure if my ejaculations are intelligible, or even audible, but when you see something like Showgirls, it certainly feels like the whole audience can hear you.