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Motivations courtesy of the scriptbot 9000.
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Reported on 2nd of October, 2013
Yes, it’s a UNIX joke, because it refers to the difference between mechanical motivations and relatable ones. The former: I want to give up my superpowers because my father is really not my father and I can’t do good because there’s too much evil. Sound convoluted? See Man of Steel. And remember while watching: seeing Man of Steel is your punishment for questioning me. Want a relatable motive? You took my walkman and now I’m going to punch you into outer space.
Sorry about that. I forgot I was Superman.