The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom

I haven't written anything about The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom. I was too busy coming up with the perfect way to describe the parking entrance to the Gaumont Rennes. Nevertheless, it seems I have mentioned it two times throughout. Maybe you can figure out what it's about by reading one of the following...