The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

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What We Do in the Shadows

19 February, 2015

So good, I won't even ruin it.

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Dredd 3D

20 November, 2012

You will believe a man cannot take off his helmet.

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The Funny Guy

23 January, 2014

The man who says he's a funny guy...isn't.

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Men, Women & Children

19 February, 2015

You can't say 'I hate Men Woman and Children' without sounding like a misanthrope. It would be like saying 'I love Birdman' without hating men, women and children.

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Inherent Vice

19 February, 2015

It's not fair, Mommy! How come they got to see Postal?

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The spirit is willing...the body to science!

Utterly crushed, but terribleness of Foxcatcher, and wonderfulness of What We Do in the Shadows gives me hope for humanity. As long as they remain harmless images.

Recent Films

Critical Hit. +

Inherent Vice

19 February, 2015

  • WhatWeDoInShadowsFeat What We Do in the Shadows

    19 February, 2015

    So good, I won't even ruin it.
  • MenWomenFeat Men, Women & Children

    19 February, 2015

    You can't say 'I hate Men Woman and Children' without sounding like a misanthrope. It would be like saying 'I love Birdman' without hating men, women and children.

Recent Rules

The Second Peter Hyams Rule +

The Second Peter Hyams Rule

4 January, 2015

  • ShouldSaySomethingFeat He Should Say Something Like

    2 December, 2014

    When you internalize the shoulder demon.
  • LostHydraFeat The Lost Hydra

    27 April, 2014

    This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

Recent Articles

And soul on +

That Soul Thingie

19 February, 2015

  • IMAX4Feat Mommy, what's IMAX, part 4.

    27 October, 2014

    The enemy of my enemy is basically still kind of a dick.
  • ContemptFeat Contempt

    9 August, 2014

    It’s the things you can’t count that count.