Selma

16 March, 2015

Selma is not an aggressively mediocre film, but certainly an uneven one, vacillating from pretty good to very bland and then back to blandly bland and once again to blandidy bland bland.

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Inherent Vice

19 February, 2015

It's not fair, Mommy! How come they got to see Postal?

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The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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It Follows

13 March, 2015

Relentless, and demands to be seen in the theater.

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Rubber

6 June, 2011

Girls are stupid. I hate them.

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_chmotivate

2 October, 2013

Motivations courtesy of the scriptbot 9000.

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The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

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The spirit is willing...the body to science!

Utterly crushed, but terribleness of Foxcatcher, and wonderfulness of What We Do in the Shadows gives me hope for humanity. As long as they remain harmless images.

Recent Films

White God +

White God

25 March, 2015

  • SelmaFeat Selma

    16 March, 2015

    Selma is not an aggressively mediocre film, but certainly an uneven one, vacillating from pretty good to very bland and then back to blandly bland and once again to blandidy bland bland.
  • ItFollowsFeat It Follows

    13 March, 2015

    Relentless, and demands to be seen in the theater.

Recent Rules

The Second Peter Hyams Rule +

The Second Peter Hyams Rule

4 January, 2015

  • ShouldSaySomethingFeat He Should Say Something Like

    2 December, 2014

    When you internalize the shoulder demon.
  • LostHydraFeat The Lost Hydra

    27 April, 2014

    This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

Recent Articles

Nostalgia ahead of its time +

Missing the commercial break

25 March, 2015

  • Soul2 My soul

    19 February, 2015

    I ain't Wall•E, but he gives me something to shoot for.
  • IMAX4Feat Mommy, what's IMAX, part 4.

    27 October, 2014

    The enemy of my enemy is basically still kind of a dick.