The Harry Hill Movie

11 January, 2014

It’s so stupid, halfway through, you become stupid enough to enjoy it. Call it Swindon Syndrome.

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Noah

21 April, 2014

Gomorrah for Wombats

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The Double

21 April, 2014

Great artists steal; mediocre artists steal and quote Picasso.

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Gatsby-ing

25 February, 2014

Is a classic good, like Shakespeare, or is it just of vague historical interest, like Charles Dickens or Marxism?

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The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

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A New York Winter's Tale

21 April, 2014

It's too sappy to be truly weird, and too sappy to be actually sappy.

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Valkyrie

16 January, 2009

"What is he, Batman?"

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It's Mid/Late April!

so you'll just have to wait for the massive ten article spread on the films of 2014. Come on, who doesn't want to read about films that have left the theaters, passed DVD sales, and are now available on TNT? Instead you're reading about films that aren't out in the US, aren't coming out, or you just don't want to see.

Recent Films

The Movie that the Music Was Watching +

A New York Winter's Tale

21 April, 2014

It's too sappy to be truly weird, and too sappy to be actually sappy.
  • NoahFeat Noah

    21 April, 2014

    Gomorrah for Wombats
  • TheDoubleFeat The Double

    21 April, 2014

    Great artists steal; mediocre artists steal and quote Picasso.

Recent Rules

The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse +

The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

Recent Articles

Schlimmbesserung +

Mommy, What's IMAX?, part. 3.

14 March, 2014

The classic example of what Germans call Schlimmbesserung, a word almost, almost, as good as backpfeifengesicht