The Wolf of Wall Street

7 July, 2014

Well, I don’t care what happens. I guess it’s successfully turned me into a Buddhist.

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The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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Transformers: Aged

11 July, 2014

And then Optimus Prime goes off to kill God.

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Quantum of Solace

15 November, 2008

If I wanted an art movie, I would have seen Moonraker.

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SotL

22 May, 1991

My jokes are so desperately random, like the elaborations of a bad flyer.

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The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

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Blended

14 June, 2014

So slight, it couldn't even get made in the 90s.

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Finished.

Chapter six (the last) is done, and so built up pieces will be appearing here occasionally. After that, I will never see another movie again. I won't have a PhD anymore.

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Transformers: Aged

11 July, 2014

And then Optimus Prime goes off to kill God.
  • WolfWallSTFeat The Wolf of Wall Street

    7 July, 2014

    Well, I don’t care what happens. I guess it’s successfully turned me into a Buddhist.
  • BlendedFeat Blended

    14 June, 2014

    So slight, it couldn't even get made in the 90s.

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The Lost Hydra

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