Blended

14 June, 2014

So slight, it couldn't even get made in the 90s.

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Transformers: Aged

11 July, 2014

And then Optimus Prime goes off to kill God.

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The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

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Reprise

8 February, 2008

A fun film about two things that should not be fun authors, and coming of age

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The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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The Wolf of Wall Street

7 July, 2014

Well, I don’t care what happens. I guess it’s successfully turned me into a Buddhist.

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How to eat food

21 November, 2008

Jean-Claude Van Damme may only have one good scene, but it's a good scene.

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Finished.

Chapter six (the last) is done, and so built up pieces will be appearing here occasionally. After that, I will never see another movie again. I won't have a PhD anymore.

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