Oculus

19 August, 2014

Hopscotching the line between the sublime and the subpar.

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Valkyrie

16 January, 2009

"What is he, Batman?"

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Blue Ruin

9 August, 2014

It stuck in my cognitive craw, and that takes some doing.

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A Sound of Thunder

4 April, 2006

I just have one word for you: hovercars!

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

19 August, 2014

Marx got it backwards. History repeats, first as satire, then as trope.

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The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

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Finished.

Chapter six (the last) is done, and so built up pieces will be appearing here occasionally. After that, I will never see another movie again. I won't have a PhD anymore.

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Blinkologist, pointograph thyself +

Oculus

19 August, 2014

  • ApesDawnFeat Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    19 August, 2014

    Marx got it backwards. History repeats, first as satire, then as trope.
  • BlueRuinFeat Blue Ruin

    9 August, 2014

    It stuck in my cognitive craw, and that takes some doing.

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The Lost Hydra +

The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

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Contempt +

Contempt

9 August, 2014