Moonrise Kingdom

...The Road Warrior Rule

What the hell, I haven’t explained the most important rule of all!!!!  Killing dogs in movies is bad, as any studio executive knows.  Some filmmakers continue to do it to prove how out of ideas, I mean, how rebellious they are.  Yay.

The rule is simple.  You can kill a dog.  Dogs die in real life.  I pretend for the sake of this sentence to accept it.  But if the dog is killed, the one responsible must die, as with The...read more