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2 December, 2014

It ain't over until you've had a spiritual awakening and tried to carry this message to other filmgoers.

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Gone Girl

12 October, 2014

A film whose middle rescues its beginning, and whose end ruins its middle.

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Hunger Games

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Nevertheless, I accept that narrative is dead. I'm in the seventh stage: snarkiness.

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The Lost Hydra

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This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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Shakespeare in Love

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Shakespeare in Love was a good movie. I don’t mean that as a compliment.

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He Should Say Something Like

2 December, 2014

When you internalize the shoulder demon.

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Magic in the Moonlight

2 December, 2014

M8 from Maison Moreau was orange praline! Also, I was bored!

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End of the world, part II.

PhD is done, though orals must be passed. I have nothing to do now, and here it is.

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