Olympus Has Fallen
17 May, 2013
Like writing about cheeseburgers, there is not much to be gained or imparted beyond 'Mmmmmm cheeseburger'.
+Spoiling The Joke
14 May, 2013
The only thing funnier than analyzing jokes is hearing someone say they have a great sense of humor.
+Doritos flavor X-13D
10 May, 2013
Snacks and how integral they are to the experience. Of snacking.
+Saving the Scorpion
13 November, 2011
Everything you wanted to know about Hobbesfreude, but were afraid to legislate.
+Midnight's Children
17 May, 2013
Whenever you see an author so desperate to sell his own movie, you must see it immediately.
+Recent Films
Midnight's Children
17 May, 2013
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Olympus Has Fallen
17 May, 2013
Like writing about cheeseburgers, there is not much to be gained or imparted beyond 'Mmmmmm cheeseburger'. -
Evil Dead 2013
17 May, 2013
Well, I do want them all to die. So that's kind of an accomplishment.
Recent Rules
Spoiling The Joke
14 May, 2013
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Doritos flavor X-13D
10 May, 2013
Snacks and how integral they are to the experience. Of snacking. -
May Contain Some Scifi Violence
10 May, 2013
Whither boobies?
Recent Articles
Why Brazil Ruined Christmas
17 May, 2013
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The Ongoing Punch Wes Anderson In The Face Contest
7 January, 2013
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The Death Œuvre
5 March, 2012
Death is like bad, or something.