The Darkest Hour

14 January, 2012

This is what I mean by the Unaware Film, which involves a lot of awareness.

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He Should Say Something Like

2 December, 2014

When you internalize the shoulder demon.

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Lucy

4 January, 2015

The strange, entertaining, and sophisticated version of 2001.

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A Walk Among the Tombstones

2 December, 2014

It ain't over until you've had a spiritual awakening and tried to carry this message to other filmgoers.

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The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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Scream 4

28 April, 2011

An episode of Law & Order: SVU, that makes the error of referring to itself as a horror film.

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Magic in the Moonlight

2 December, 2014

M8 from Maison Moreau was orange praline! Also, I was bored!

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End of the world, part II.

PhD is done, though orals must be passed. I have nothing to do now, and here it is.

Recent Films

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  • LucyFeat Lucy

    4 January, 2015

    The strange, entertaining, and sophisticated version of 2001.
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    4 January, 2015

    The dust was okay. I guess.

Recent Rules

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The Second Peter Hyams Rule

4 January, 2015

  • ShouldSaySomethingFeat He Should Say Something Like

    2 December, 2014

    When you internalize the shoulder demon.
  • LostHydraFeat The Lost Hydra

    27 April, 2014

    This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

Recent Articles

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Mommy, what's IMAX, part 4.

27 October, 2014

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    9 August, 2014

    It’s the things you can’t count that count.
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    17 May, 2014

    If I wanted to be depressed, I would have seen a comedy.