16 March, 2015
Selma is not an aggressively mediocre film, but certainly an uneven one, vacillating from pretty good to very bland and then back to blandly bland and once again to blandidy bland bland.
19 February, 2015
It's not fair, Mommy! How come they got to see Postal?
27 April, 2014
This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.
13 March, 2015
Relentless, and demands to be seen in the theater.
6 June, 2011
Girls are stupid. I hate them.
2 October, 2013
Motivations courtesy of the scriptbot 9000.
21 April, 2014
A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.