Tommorowland

31 May, 2015

It's not surprise, it's just one more thing to get out of the way.

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San Andreas

26 June, 2015

I liked San Andreas, possibly for all the reasons to hate it.

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Lone Survivor

9 March, 2014

I don't get all the fuss. It's at best an okay horror film.

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The Lost Hydra

27 April, 2014

This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

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Meek's Cutoff

25 April, 2011

The film seems to be saying: movies are more interesting than life.
How dare they?

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The Year of the Apeshit Crazy Ape-Horse

21 April, 2014

A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.

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Jurassic World

26 June, 2015

They Saved Hitler's Brain for This????

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The spirit is willing...the body to science!

Utterly crushed, but terribleness of Foxcatcher, and wonderfulness of What We Do in the Shadows gives me hope for humanity. As long as they remain harmless images.

Recent Films

They Saved Hitler’s Brain for This???? +

Jurassic World

26 June, 2015

  • SanAndFakeFeat San Andreas

    26 June, 2015

    I liked San Andreas, possibly for all the reasons to hate it.
  • TomorrowlandFeat Tommorowland

    31 May, 2015

    It's not surprise, it's just one more thing to get out of the way.

Recent Rules

The Second Peter Hyams Rule +

The Second Peter Hyams Rule

4 January, 2015

  • ShouldSaySomethingFeat He Should Say Something Like

    2 December, 2014

    When you internalize the shoulder demon.
  • LostHydraFeat The Lost Hydra

    27 April, 2014

    This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.

Recent Articles

Having to Explain Irony +

The Timecop Effect

10 May, 2015

  • CommercialsFeat Missing the commercial break

    25 March, 2015

    We were warned of MTV-style editing, but this seems less a threat now than an empty promise.
  • Soul2 My soul

    19 February, 2015

    I ain't Wall•E, but he gives me something to shoot for.