7 July, 2014
Well, I don’t care what happens. I guess it’s successfully turned me into a Buddhist.
27 April, 2014
This is the great unsolved mystery of Lost, that people still mention it in their resumés.
11 July, 2014
And then Optimus Prime goes off to kill God.
15 November, 2008
If I wanted an art movie, I would have seen Moonraker.
22 May, 1991
My jokes are so desperately random, like the elaborations of a bad flyer.
21 April, 2014
A time when weird arty films just aren't weird enough, and studio pictures are making purple mud sense.
14 June, 2014
So slight, it couldn't even get made in the 90s.