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(as objectively reported the 10th of June, 2019)
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6 June 2019 @ The Gaumont Rennes

A film so bad, it made me write again.

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-$15.00

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What I Did With My Life

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Films What I Saw at...

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...The Cineworld Crawley

The Cineworld Crawley remains one of my most treasured theaters in England.  It was distant, in Crawley (a kind of low-rent, suburban version of Croydon.  Sorry, that was a joke for those of you in Swindon), and sadly switched to Baskin-Robbins with the rest of the Cineworlds.  I don’t know what chemicals they put in Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, but they are vastly superior.  Also, there are no options for chocolate or gelato nearby.

It’s Crawley.  You would think this...read more

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